Fuel Your
Busy Mornings in
10 Seconds Flat
Ditch drive-thru breakfast for delicious, instant nutrition
Skip the prep, mess, and cleanup - just blend and go
Dietitian-crafted blends that make mom life easier
Rated 4.8 by 400+ Reviews
Fuel Your
Busy Mornings in
10 Seconds Flat
Ditch drive-thru breakfast for delicious,
instant nutrition
Skip the prep, mess, and cleanup
- just blend and go
Dietitian-crafted blends that make
mom life easier
Rated 4.8 by 400+ Reviews
Fuel Your
Busy Mornings in
10 Seconds Flat
Ditch drive-thru breakfast for
delicious, instant nutrition
Skip the prep, mess, and cleanup
- just blend and go!
Dietitian-crafted blends that make
mom life easier
Rated 4.8 by 400+ Reviews
As seen in...
As seen in...
WHAT IS BUMPIN BLENDS?
Pre-blended, frozen smoothie cubes.
Each pack makes a 16-oz smoothie
(or two 8-oz smoothies!)
Plus, they're designed with your specific health needs in mind (like stress, sleep, digestion, energy, and more.)
WHAT IS
BUMPIN BLENDS?
Pre-blended, frozen smoothie cubes.
Each pack makes a 16-oz smoothie
(or two 8-oz smoothies!).
Plus, they're designed with your specific health needs in mind (like stress, sleep, digestion, energy, and more.)
WHAT IS
BUMPIN BLENDS?
Pre-blended, frozen smoothie cubes.
Each pack makes a 16-oz smoothie
(or two 8-oz smoothies!).
Plus, they're designed with your specific health needs in mind (like stress, sleep, digestion, energy, and more.)
SMOOTHIES MADE SUPER EASY:
HOW IT WORKS
SMOOTHIES MADE SUPER EASY:
HOW IT WORKS
Made For YOU
Build your pack of smoothie cubes based on YOUR health needs and taste!
(We even have one to boost sex drive!)
Breakfast on Autopilot
Pause, cancel or skip at anytime.
We also include access to a 24/7 nutritionist who's available via text!
Just Blend and Enjoy!
Pour 6 pre-blended cubes into the blender, add one cup of liquid (milk or water), and ENJOY! It's SO easy.
Made For YOU
Build your pack of smoothie cubes based on YOUR health needs and taste!
(We even have one to boost sex drive!)
Breakfast on Autopilot
Pause, cancel or skip at anytime.
We also include access to a 24/7 nutritionist who's available via text!
Just Blend and Enjoy!
Pour 6 pre-blended cubes into the blender, add one cup of liquid (milk or water), and ENJOY! It's SO easy.
Build your smoothie pack
Build your smoothie pack
WHY BUMPIN BLENDS?
Good-for-you ingredients.
We use natural, whole foods and NO artificial sugar so you can enjoy a nourishing, guilt-free breakfast in seconds.
Founded by a board-certified dietitian.
Trust the experts— all our smoothies are designed to help with all your body challenges. Anxiety? Bloating? Headaches? We made a smoothie for that!
Tastes INCREDIBLE.
We have over 20 delicious flavors. From indulgent to fruity - we have you covered. No need to compromise on health OR taste— enjoy both fully!
LEARN MORE
WHY BUMPIN BLENDS?
Good-for-you ingredients.
We use natural, whole foods and NO artificial sugar so you can enjoy a nourishing, guilt-free breakfast in seconds.
Founded by a board-certified dietitian.
Trust the experts— all our smoothies are designed to help with all your body challenges. Anxiety? Bloating? Headaches? We made a smoothie for that!
Tastes INCREDIBLE.
We have over 20 delicious flavors. From indulgent to fruity - we have you covered. No need to compromise on health OR taste— enjoy both fully!
LEARN MORE
What our fam
is saying
What our fam is saying
What our fam
is saying
Choose from our pre-built bundles,
or build your own!
Subscribe and save, or get a one-time delivery.
Choose from our pre-built bundles,
or build your own!
Choose from our pre-built bundles,
or build your own!
Subscribe and save, or get a one-time delivery.
Choose from our pre-built bundles,
or build your own!
Subscribe and save,
or get a one-time delivery.
Best Sellers Bundle
Our top-selling blends in one convenient bundle!
Fruity Blend Bundle
The classic fruity flavors you love in a smoothie.
Sweet Blend Bundle
Got a sweet tooth? Try these decadent guilt-free blends.
Build Your OWN Bundle!
Pick from over 20 delicious flavors to build a custom set!
Best Sellers Bundle
Our top-selling blends in one convenient bundle!
Fruity Blend Bundle
The classic fruity flavors you love in a smoothie.
Sweet Blend Bundle
Got a sweet tooth? Try these decadent guilt-free blends.
Build Your OWN Bundle!
Pick from over 20 delicious flavors to build a custom set!
Best Sellers Bundle
Our top-selling blends in one convenient bundle!
Fruity Blend Bundle
The classic fruity flavors you love in a smoothie.
Sweet Blend Bundle
Got a sweet tooth? Try these decadent guilt-free blends.
Build Your OWN Bundle!
Pick from over 20 delicious flavors to build a custom set!
Build your smoothie pack
NOT SURE WHICH BLENDS YOU WANT?
Take our quiz to find out which flavors are best for your body, health needs, and taste preference!
Take The Quiz
NOT SURE WHICH BLENDS YOU WANT?
Take our quiz to find out which flavors are best for your body, health needs, and taste preference!
Take The Quiz
NOT SURE WHICH BLENDS YOU WANT?
Take our quiz to find out which flavors are best for your body, health needs, and taste preference!
Take The Quiz
FAQs
When will my blends ship/arrive?
We ship out blends every Tuesday, so if you order by midday Monday, they'll ship the following day and arrive by Wed/Thurs. If you order late Monday afternoon or any time after, you'll have to wait until the following Tuesday (one week!) for your blends to ship.
Why do your blends cost this much?
GREAT question. There are a few reasons....
1. Our blends are made with 100% real, whole food, organic ingredients - no "dehydrated vegetable blends", cheap alternatives, or fillers. Real, fresh, organic ingredients sourced locally can be more expensive than factory-made artifical alternatives like our competitors use. This also makes our blends taste significantly better than any other smoothies out there.
2. Our blends are made by dietitians to be functional - they really work to support specific symptoms. In order to do this, they need to be stuffed full of important ingredients beyond just frozen fruit, like chickpeas, oats, nut butters, fresh plant-milk, kefir, maca root, ginger root, chia seeds, cacao nibs, flax seeds, and many other high-quality, and thus high-price functional ingredients.
3. We're a small business, run by a small kitchen team, and one woman. While our competitors use factory copackers and other means to cut costs (like heat processing, dehydrated powdered ingredients, and aggregated copackers so their team doesn't even see their finished product - yuck!), we make all of our blends in-house, by hand, in small batches. Yep. Every single blend is made, taste-tested, and quality controlled by our in-house team. Even the CEO taste tests blends to check for quality and taste once a week!
4. Your subscription comes with access to your very own 24/7 nutritionist via text message! All our of registered dietitians are brilliant, and are valued at about $250 an hour - you have your very own, in your pocket, available to answer any nutrition questions at any time - included in your subscription!
Are your smoothies really healthy?
We use exclusively whole, real vegetables, fruits, nuts, seeds, protein, and spices. Our ingredients are organic; and we think added sugars, artificial ingredients, preservatives, and other garbage is gross.
Each blend also has nutrition information on its packaging. Click here to see nutrition information online!
What if I am vegan, dairy-free, soy-free, gluten-free, kosher, or allergic to specific foods?
We got you! We have several blends to meet every nutritional need. When building your bundle, simply tap the blend you're interested in to see its ingredients and allergens.
How does a Bumpin Blends subscription work? Can I skip or cancel?
After you select your blends and hit subscribe, your personal dietitian nutritionist will text you to introduce herself. Our dietitians and chefs will get to work blending up smoothies perfect for YOU. They’ll freeze those into cubes and package them up for you to receive within one week from ordering. From there, your blends will be delivered at the cadence you choose (biweekly or monthly), and you'll be able to update your flavors before each delivery.
You can cancel, skip a week, or change your subscription at any time. You can also always text your 24/7 dietitian to ask questions about blends or to update your subscription preferences.
Do I need to be home for my delivery?
You do not need to be home in order for your box to be delivered. We pack our boxes with enough ice to keep your blends frozen for a few hours after delivery, but it's important to get them into a freezer as soon as possible, ideally within a couple hours.
How do I give Bumpin Blends as a gift?
Great question! Bumpin Blends is such a unique and fun gift to give. Click here to find all the info you need to give a one-time gift of Bumpin Blends.
I have more questions...
We’ve got answers! Contact us here with your questions, we’re so happy to help. :)